“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.” - George Bernard Shaw
“There are four basic human needs food, sleep, sex and revenge.” - Banksy “When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better. “Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.” - John Barrymore But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.” - Billy Joel “Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.” - James A. “Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.” - Robert A. “An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex”. “Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.” - W. “Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.” - Sophia Loren “I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.” ― Oscar Wilde “Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?” –– Marquis de Sade If you want an education, go to the library.” –– Frank Zappa “It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.” –– Joan Rivers Thanks for coming over!’” –– Vince Vaughn Right after sex, I usually say, ‘I can’t do this anymore. “If I’m not interested in a woman, I’m straight-forward. Skiing you can do for seven hours.” –– Spalding Gray “Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. “Publishing a sophisticated men’s magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I’d been nurturing ever since I was a teenager: to get laid a lot.” –– Hugh Hefner I’m looking for “The One.” And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.” –– Russell Brand “I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Now that the milk is free, we’ve both become lactose intolerant.” - Margaret Cho “My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don’t have sex-ever. “Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.” ― Suze Orman “I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.” - Chelsea Handler “In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.” - Nora Ephron
“Usually I’m on top to keep the guy from escaping.” - Lisa Lampanelli “If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.” ― Dorothy Parker “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” ― Lily Tomlin
If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” ― Mae West Every night it’s like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me.” - Amy Schumer You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn’t. Guys don’t think that it’s work but it is. By ASTROGLIDE Team Sexual Health Funny Sex Quotes
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